Steve Jobs : Resurrection

This funny little video called “Steve Jobs : Resurrection” from Mondo Media features the ghost of Steve Jobs returning to deliver the keynote speech on Apple’s new iPhone 5 (sorry, I mean iFhone 5 ).

The rap, which will easily get stuck in your head, offers information essential to future buyers. A small bonus rant vis-à-vis the prices charged by Apple and, especially, the new connector outlet, which would require all owners of Home docks to buy adaptors (sold only by Apple, of course), is something you won’t hear from Tim Cook (and wouldn’t have heard from living Steve Jobs either).

iFhone 5, just buy and don’t ask why you know you’re gonna get an iFhone 5 !

And if you’re really interested in the new iPhone 5, everything is summed up in this video:

Well, okay… Seriously:

• Larger Screen (up .5” from 3.5” to 4”)
• Thinner (down to 7.6mm from 4s’ 9.3mm)
• Lighter (only 112g of 4s’ 140g)
• More powerful processor (A6 against A5 for 4s)
• More autonomy (10% of earnings announced)
• Newer, more ergonomic headphones
• Supports 4g network (where 4g is available)
• BUT with a new connector which makes it incompatible with whatever you already have as a previous iPhone owner (and adaptors from Apple are a whopping €29!)

Et bien sûr les prix :

• 16GB: €679
• 32GB: €789
• 64GB: €899

Stings, doesn’t it?